Teenage girl with conservative catholic parents and a jewish boyfriend finds her mother looking at her strangely across the dinner table.
Girl: ... yes, mom?
Mother: *welling up in tears* YOUR BABIES WON'T KNOW JESUS! *leaves the room*
I'm SO gonna do that to my kids. And then encourage them to be gay. Yay!
Again, check out CrazyThingsParentsSay.com.