You see, I've found something I really want to do. Like, it burns with a fire, guys. Wow. It's something I could spend the rest of my life doing, if possible.
Buuuuuuuuut, it's REALLY expensive, and I don't know if I can raise that much money. For real.
So now I'm sitting on my couch, trying not to glower, 'cause it's like I've been starving for years and now God is dangling a steak in my face, going "Sure you can afford it! Just sell your mother and your soul and your good to go".